- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Your mom.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

whos district champs not JM

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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