What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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girls basketball

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Womens rights

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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