What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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hey, my names mark.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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