Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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poo

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your mum

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I said I hate niiggers

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Potato!

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