- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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