If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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