How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Anti Joke

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