- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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