- Anti Joke

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

you lose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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who ever is reading this....

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

National security?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

A blind man walks into a wall.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.