- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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