Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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What's the deal with brown?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Banana Hamock.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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im a dragon, no im not

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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