Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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whats black and white? a zebra

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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