- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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