- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Kys

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Who is it?

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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