What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

CAVE JOHNSON.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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