Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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