A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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I'm hungry.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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