- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

He walked in a bar

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

djkldfnblfnbofgb

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??