What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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