Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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poo

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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