- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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FUCK THE JEWS

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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