- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

knock knock whos their a person

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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