Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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dead dibbs

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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I agree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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