Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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No

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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