Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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