Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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