- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??