If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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