- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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