theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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42, that is all

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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