A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

once upon a time, it snowed

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Im black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

womens rights

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everybody loves raymond

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A child walks into a classroom.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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