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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

taking out the trash... at night