- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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