- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

THE END.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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