Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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