One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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How would you rule?

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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