- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

i have a christmas tree.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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