Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

tims sty:)

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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