Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

You see how lame this is?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Womens rights !

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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