Charles Manson is innocent.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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SEX

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Justin

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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