a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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