- Anti Joke

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

* anti-punchline

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.