- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

The guy above me has a very nice joke

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Your Mom

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Where's the dick??? east