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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

The guy above me has a very nice joke

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

God. God.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Anyone??????????/

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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