Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

womens rights

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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