what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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hey John will you make some copies

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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I love pissing people off :P

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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69 :)

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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