A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

gabbi nunez ;)

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

black chicken. kfc

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

womens rights

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

good one jess !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

say cheese

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Anti Joke

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