Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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