- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Women's rights

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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