- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Knock, Knock ...

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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