You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Daym im romantic

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Christians pornstars.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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